Olympics Page 29 - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights

German Pole Vaulter Trades In One Pole For An ... Oh, I Can't Go On With This Headline

Here is German pole vaulter Balian Buschbaum, who used to be Yvonne Buschbaum. Through the miracle o...

They Called Him Sugarfoot: Carl Joseph, The One-Legged Wonder

Well, if this story doesn't inspire you, you're a rather hopeless cynic. Take a look at this amazing...

Can A Man Outrun Falling Dominoes?

This really stretches the definition of a "sports" video, but when you get a load of some of these ...

Your Trophy Sleeps With the Fishes

Tiny little Haverford College, best known for producing intellectual types (Bethlehem Shoals!) and l...

Well, They're Back To Square One With The Old Folks Home Flasher Case

Former sprint champion Mark Walcott was cleared on Thursday of charges that he exposed himself five ...

High Jumping and Vodka Don't Mix Well

Ivan Ukhov is a Russian high jumper. He's pictured above in the midst of a successful high jump. Ac...

The Crying Game

Important doings in the Olympics which you slept through again ... So is this the Japanese, softball...

Usain Bolt Is The Fastest Man Alive. Your Move, Lindsay Lohan

So is there room in the same Olympics for both the best swimmer and best sprinter of all time? Jamai...

Queen Quedith Earth Harrison Is Beijing Bound

Meet one of the youngest members of the U.S. Olympic track and field team; Virginia Tech's Queen Que...

Old People, Keeping The Streets Of London Safe

Now we know where Simeon Williamson — Britain's best hope for a medal in the 100-meter dash now that...

Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast

OutSports comes up with this bit of news this morning: Tyson Gay, who ran the fastest recorded time ...

Passersby Were Amazed By The Unusually Large Amounts Of Blood

This bloodied but unbowed runner is Alicia Follmar of Stanford, who took a spill at the start of the...

That Would Count As A Hurdle

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We have a new 100-meter world champion, and his name is Tyson ####. I'm sorry, that meant to read Ty...

This Should Really Happen More Often ...

Javelin Horror Overshadows Meeting [Sporting Life]...

Way Less Charming Than Harold And Maude

There's a lot of track and field on TV today, but it's the boring kind. It's the kind where the fema...

For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

1:00, NFL Europa Football. World Bowl XV. 2:00, ESPN2. LPGA Golf. Wegmen's LPGA, Third Round. 2:00, ...

I Got Nuttin But Love For You, Baby

I was planning on posting pics of Josh Scobee's shaved scrotum and Dwyane Wade's right-ass cheek, bu...

Please Do Not Reveal The Surprise Ending Of The Asian Games

You know that Indian athlete whom you thought had won the women's silver medal in the 800 meters a...

God, The Full Monty, And You

In Western religion, most of us figure that God has already seen us naked on multiple occasions. A...