Ricky Williams Slinks Back Into Town
This image was lost some time after publication. We still can't quite believe running stoner Ricky Williams is really going to play this year. This guy quit football to smoke pot — and hey, we're not gonna mock him for that; the only difference between him and a lot of our friends is that he actually had a job to quit — and left all his teammates (and soon-to-be-fired coach) sleepwalking into a terrible season. We didn't really blame him too much for that; whatever, man, we're all young, maybe he just didn't want to play football anymore. But we can't quite figure out how he really thinks this comeback is going to work.
Regardless, it's happening: He just showed up in South Beach, where, fortunately, you can never, ever find any drugs. He can't officially return to the Dolphins until July 27, when his one-year suspension ends. We still think Jason Taylor's going to set him on fire the minute he steps in camp.
Williams Returns To South Florida [Palm Beach Post]