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02/28/2013 - Richard Sherman Calls Darrelle Revis "Irrelevant"02/28/2013 - Brewers' Racing Sausage Thieves Took Their Prize On A Boozy Bender02/28/2013 - Klay Thompson's Parents Are Docking His Allowance For Getting Involved In The Warriors-Pacers Fight02/28/2013 - 02/28/2013 - Yet Another Weird Baseball Injury: Elvis Andrus Sits With Tattoo Soreness02/28/2013 - Rick DiPietro Says He Battled Depression. Does This Mean We Should Feel Like Assholes For All The Jokes?02/28/2013 - D-Leaguer's Agent Really Wants You To Know His Client Dunked On Someone Tall02/28/2013 - Kim Jong Un And Dennis Rodman Are Now Friends For Life02/28/2013 - Welcome To Your Live Funbag, Featuring The Entire Deadspin Staff02/28/2013 - Chris Kluwe And Brendon Ayanbadejo File A "Cockmonster"-Free Marriage-Equality Brief With The Supreme Court02/28/2013 - How Would Jay Bilas Fix The NCAA?02/28/2013 - 02/28/2013 - A NASCAR Driver Got Suspended For Saying Something Racist, But What Did He Say? (Update)02/28/2013 - 02/28/2013 - Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: <em>Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!</em>02/28/2013 - The Flames Just Made The Most Inexplicable Trade Of The Year02/28/2013 - College Outfielder Makes Mind-Bending Diving Catch02/28/2013 - Today's The Anniversary Of That <em>Other</em> Miracle On Ice02/28/2013 - College Basketball's New Zubaz-Inspired "Uniform Systems" Also Have Sleeves, For Some Reason02/28/2013 - "You Don't Have To Act Like A Baby": Mike Milbury Goes Off On Alex Ovechkin02/28/2013 - Monta Ellis Wins Game With Ridiculous Buzzer-Beater, Immediately Exits Court02/28/2013 - 02/28/2013 - Steph Curry Found His Swagger02/28/2013 - 02/28/2013 - A Kinky Mets Fan's Safe Phrase: "Yankees Rule"02/28/2013 - Stephen Curry Was Out Of His Mind Tonight02/28/2013 - "The Dagger Has Been Retracted": Wizards Play-By-Play Man Calls Game-Winner That Wasn't02/28/2013 - Mickael Pietrus Interrupts NBA TV Segment With Dancing Routine02/28/2013 - A Hero Emerges In The Milwaukee Racing Sausage-Napping [UPDATE]02/28/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: And The Memory Will Shine02/27/2013 - Virgil Is In A New York City Subway Car Right Now02/27/2013 - Once Upon A Time, They Made Fantasy Movies Like This. <em>Jack The Giant Slayer</em>, Reviewed.02/27/2013 - Turkish Soccer Fans, Banned From Stadium, Manage To Launch Flares Onto Pitch Anyway02/27/2013 - Chamique Holdsclaw Indicted Following Shooting Incident With Ex-Girlfriend02/27/2013 - Combine Interviews With The Bengals Are Not Like Combine Interviews With Other Teams02/27/2013 - Paul Bissonnette Has A Three-Game Point Streak, Is History's Greatest Hockey Player02/27/2013 - "Sweat Is Just Your Fat Crying," Says Weird Sign In Alabama Weight Room02/27/2013 - Russell Martin Leaves Canada's WBC Team Because They Won't Let Him Play Shortstop02/27/2013 - Tyreke Evans Tries To Troll Dwyane Wade, Embarrasses Himself Instead02/27/2013 - 02/27/2013 - One Of The Brewers' Racing Sausages Is Missing02/27/2013 - Doug Collins Has Hit A Wall In Philadelphia, Like We All Knew He Would02/27/2013 - Did Tom Crean Tell His Indiana Players To Flop Late In Last Night's Loss To Minnesota? Here's What He Said, According To A Lip Reader02/27/2013 - How To Make A Highlight Reel Without Any Highlights: Tips From The Creator Of The Best Recruiting Mixtape Ever02/27/2013 - 02/27/2013 - UFC Fighter Justin "The Viking" Wren Went To Eastern Congo And All The Kids Loved His Arm Hair02/27/2013 - Struggling Wisconsin Player Resorts To Jumpshot Free Throws02/27/2013 - Who's The Latest Person To Say Dumb Things About Gay Players In The NFL?02/27/2013 - Casey Prather Pondered Life, Existence, And Why Blood Was Pouring From His Skull02/27/2013 - Stephen Curry Pulls Off Two Sublime Crossovers, Is Brilliant02/27/2013 - Hockey Coach Jailed For Tripping 13-Year-Old In Handshake Line02/27/2013 - 02/27/2013 - LeBron James Threatens To End His Pregame Dunking02/27/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Lax Bruhs Are So Super Hardcore, They Brawl With Helmets And Gloves Still On02/27/2013 - Brawl Breaks Out In Warriors-Pacers Game After Roy Hibbert Goes On A Shovin' Spree02/27/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Yeah02/27/2013 - Is This The Beginning Of The End For FC Barcelona?02/27/2013 - 02/26/2013 - Villanova Makes No Sense This Season02/26/2013 - <em>Washington Post</em> Photographer's Award-Winning Wrestling Photo Disqualified For Being Terribly Photoshopped02/26/2013 - Ray Edwards Says Don't Blame Him For That Fixed Boxing Match02/26/2013 - Your <em>Slightly</em> Early Oscar Predictions For 201402/26/2013 - Mario Balotelli Does Thing02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - FAU Students Stage Sit-In To Protest Stadium Deal With For-Profit Prison Operator02/26/2013 - If This Is How The Eagles Are Trying To Smear Nnamdi Asomugha, It's Hilarious02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - In An Alternate Universe, MLB Commissioner Hank Aaron Introduced A Salary Cap And Interleague Play In The '80s02/26/2013 - First-Time Ski Jumper Flies Right Out Of His Skis, Falls Off The Face Of The Earth02/26/2013 - Hockey Sure Is Having A Lot Of Concussions Lately02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - What Is The Most Indispensable Cheese To Humankind?02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - Mike Woodson's Shirt Is The Best Shirt02/26/2013 - Actually, Tom Brady Is Getting A Raise02/26/2013 - Deadspin NBA Shit List: Antoine Walker, The Shimmying Chucker02/26/2013 - Oscar Pistorius "Wants To Get On With His Life," May Ask For Relaxed Bail Conditions02/26/2013 - Dwight Howard's Shortcomings Were On Full Display Last Night02/26/2013 - Rob Gronkowski Had Surgery For An Infection. Uh-Oh?02/26/2013 - Local News Anchor Has No Idea Who Mo Farah Is, Asks Him If He's Ever Run Before02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - Don't Look Now, But The NHL's Best Hockey Is Out West02/26/2013 - After Loss To Kansas, Angry Iowa State Fan Rushes Court, Tries To Confront Bill Self02/26/2013 - Dennis Rodman Is Going To North Korea, <i>The</i> Dennis Rodman Is Going To <i>The</i> North Korea02/26/2013 - "She's A 10!": Brent Musburger Signs Poster Of Katherine Webb02/26/2013 - The Third Weird Baseball Injury Of 2013: Washington Nationals Pitcher Gio Gonzalez Got Rug Burn On His Forehead From His Dog02/26/2013 - 02/26/2013 - Warren Sapp Will Draft You If You "Jump Off The Screen Like A Turd In A Punch Bowl"02/26/2013 - Tonight's <em>Jeopardy!</em> Tournament Of Champions Game Winner Celebrated With D-Generation X's "Suck It" Move02/26/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: You're All Right, And I'm All Right02/26/2013 - Junior College Basketball Team Punished Because School President Bailed A Player Out Of Jail02/25/2013 - 02/25/2013 - The New York Mets' Latest Partnership Is With A Company That Specializes In Pyramid Schemes02/25/2013 - 02/25/2013 - Jose Canseco's Oscar Night Tweets, Illustrated02/25/2013 - Tom Brady Signs With The Patriots For <em>Well</em> Under Market Value, But There's A Catch02/25/2013 - FYI: Tackling A Streaker May Result In A Face Full Of Balls And Ass02/25/2013 - Gareth Bale's Last-Minute Goal Is One Of This Season's Best02/25/2013 - J.J. Redick Shed Some Tears After Being Traded By Orlando02/25/2013 - Photoshop Contest: Desmond Bryant's Derpy Mug Shot02/25/2013 - Here's Old Footage Of Bill Russell Going Coast To Coast And Jumping Over A Guy02/25/2013 - The NHL Appears Ready For Radical Four-Conference Realignment02/25/2013 - We’ve Translated This Apoplectic Irish Soccer Fan's Rant For Those Not Fluent In Crazy-Speak02/25/2013 - The Sports Fan: What I Learned From Three Days Of Watching Baseball With Bill Murray02/25/2013 - NFL GMs Want To Know If Manti Te'o Is Gay02/25/2013 - LeBron James's Pregame Warmup Dunk Was Better Than Anything In The Dunk Contest02/25/2013 - Third Grader Hits "Half-Court" Game-Winner At The Buzzer02/25/2013 - Chris Jericho on <i>Robot Combat League</i>: "It's Boxing-Meets-<i>The Terminator</i>"02/25/2013 - The Chinese Slam Dunk Contest Was A Pit Of Sadness02/25/2013 - Sandra Bullock Should Take Up Weightlifting02/25/2013 - Seth MacFarlane Wasn't The Worst Oscar Host Ever: In Defense Of A Boob02/25/2013 - Derrick Rose Made A Sad Dunk02/25/2013 - Roundup: What You Missed The Weekend Everything Went To Hell At Daytona02/25/2013 - Will Bynum Suspended One Game For Punching Tyler Hansbrough02/25/2013 - Alex Smith Trade Is "All But Done," But To Where?02/25/2013 - Carmelo Anthony Slaps Spencer Hawes, In That Special Carmelo Anthony Way02/25/2013 - Your 100 Percent Bile-Filled Oscars Live Blog02/25/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Would Go Out Tonight02/25/2013 - This Is The Most Virgil Picture Ever Taken02/25/2013 - 02/25/2013 - 02/24/2013 - Oscar Pistorius's Brother Facing Charges Of "Culpable Homicide"02/24/2013 - Jimmie Johnson Wins Daytona 500; Danica Patrick First Woman To Place In Top 1002/24/2013 - Penn State Trustee Anthony Lubrano Says Board Deserves Refund For Freeh Report02/24/2013 - Jeffrey Loria Strikes Back: "It Ain't True, Folks" And Marlins Park Has Won Awards02/24/2013 - YouTube Determines That NASCAR Does Not Have A Copyright On Everything It Claims To Have Copyrighted02/24/2013 - Non-English Team Wins English Cup02/24/2013 - 50 Cent's Attempt To Kiss Erin Andrews Was One For The Ages02/24/2013 - A Collection Of Photos From NASCAR's Wild Day At Daytona02/24/2013 - Phoenix Suns Coach Lindsey Hunter Hates Michael Beasley, Life02/24/2013 - Alex Rodriguez's True Yankee-Hood Up For Sale Monday Morning02/24/2013 - Here's A Wonder Goal From Newcastle's Papiss Cisse02/24/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: 'Nuff Man A Die Like That02/24/2013 - Daytona 500 Will Go On Tomorrow As Scheduled, With Fans Seated In The Section Where Debris Landed Today02/23/2013 - Here's A Picture Of Sylvester Stallone And Robert De Niro, In Full Makeup For A Boxing Movie, Hanging Out With Robin Lopez02/23/2013 - Throughout Its Storied History, Georgetown-Syracuse Has Featured Some Very Mediocre Players02/23/2013 - Crash At NASCAR Nationwide Race At Daytona Leaves Kyle Larson's Car Torn In Half By Fence, Spectators Injured By Debris [UPDATING]02/23/2013 - Ole Miss Football Coach Hugh Freeze Told Anyone With Evidence Of Him Cheating To Send An Email To Ole Miss Compliance, Crazy People Obliged02/23/2013 - 02/23/2013 - Manti Te'o Says That If He Were Still Embarrased By The Whole Fake Girlfriend Thing, He Wouldn't Have Come To The Combine02/23/2013 - A Half-Blind Pitcher With Almost No Depth Perception Is Trying To Make The Rays, And He's Impressing Coaches02/23/2013 - 02/23/2013 - Ohio University Made A Bowl Game, Won Big, And Lost $78,56902/23/2013 - The Yankees Are So Evil They Sued For The Exclusive Right To Call Themselves Evil02/23/2013 - 02/23/2013 - Nike Gave Jabari Parker's High School Branded Apparel And That's OK02/23/2013 - Rafael Da Silva Put Manchester United Up A Goal With A Screamer From 25 Yards Out02/23/2013 - Guy Who Ran Onto The Court During A Toronto Raptors Game Wearing "Bucket List" Shirt Has Super-Lame Bucket List02/23/2013 - 02/23/2013 - Fans Dress In KKK Hoods At A North Dakota High School Hockey Game, Coach Calls It "Pretty Tacky"02/23/2013 - The 15 Or So Most Watchable Teams In College Basketball: An Occasional Ranking02/23/2013 - 02/23/2013 - Gahhh Look At This Horrible Injury Suffered By Seahawks Wide Receiver Doug Baldwin02/23/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: An Idiot's Dream02/23/2013 - 02/22/2013 - Virgil Is Selling Photos Of Himself In Grand Central Subway Station Right Now02/22/2013 - Rain, Trains, And Dead Kids: What To Put In Your Movie If You Want To Win An Oscar02/22/2013 - Ilya Bryzgalov's Thoughts On Meteors, Asteroids, And Life Are Simple Yet Profound02/22/2013 - FIBA Is Prepared To Say D.C. High School Star Junior Etou Is 18 Years Old, Even Though FIBA Was Sure He's 2002/22/2013 - Dead Letters: "Get Off Your Ass Sally And Go Do Some Real Journalism"02/22/2013 - Rick Pitino Regretted Leaving Kentucky For Boston After He Found Out He Wasn't Getting Tim Duncan02/22/2013 - Burglars Steal $7,500 Worth Of Vintage Porn From Michigan Couple02/22/2013 - Huge Australian Olympic Swim Scandal May Have Consisted Of Team Members Taking A Sleeping Pill And Going To Bed By 10:3002/22/2013 - Bill Polian, Television Personality, Found Himself Surprised To Be On TV Yesterday02/22/2013 - The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Oscars02/22/2013 - Sext-Happy Former Toledo Running Coach Denies Sex Harassment, Other Claims; Former Runners Say He's Lying02/22/2013 - Former Duke Center Brian Zoubek Closes His Cream Puff Shop, Leaves A Sad Note On The Door02/22/2013 - Islanders Waive Rick DiPietro To A Fate Worse Than Death: Living In Bridgeport For Eight Years02/22/2013 - 02/22/2013 - When JaVale McGee Was 18, He Wore A Grill Made Of Aluminum Foil02/22/2013 - Score One For The Stat Nerds: Milwaukee Bucks Press Release Cites J.J. Redick's PER02/22/2013 - Ronda Rousey, Bro Queen: Why Is The UFC So Stupid About Women?02/22/2013 - LeBron James Misses Wide-Open Dunk, Is Still Basically Infallible02/22/2013 - Cliff Paul, Chris Paul’s Suspiciously Clark Kent-Like Twin Brother, Got To Go To All-Star Weekend02/22/2013 - 02/22/2013 - Rachel Nichols Tips Her Glass To A New Career With Turner02/22/2013 - Flyers-Penguins Scramble Makes For The First Harlem Shake Video That Doesn't Suck02/22/2013 - Former Sonic Robert Swift's House Has Been Foreclosed On, But He Refuses To Leave02/22/2013 - Derrick Rose's Brother Is Not Happy With The Bulls02/22/2013 - The Best Videos Of The Week02/22/2013 - Oscar Pistorius Granted Bail, Free Until June02/22/2013 - 02/22/2013 - Kobe Bryant Guarantees The Lakers Will Make The Playoffs02/22/2013 - Cheerleader Makes Ridiculous Half-Court Stunt Shot02/22/2013 - Bulls Fans Roared With Approval When They Realized LeBron James Was Injured By A Hard Foul02/22/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: My Heart Is Wild, And My Bones Are Steam02/22/2013 - The First Three Sentences In The <em>NYT Magazine's</em> Profile Of Martin Brodeur Are Dumb02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - Ladies, J.R. Smith's Twitter Come-On Will Have You Sopping Wet [UPDATE: J.R. Responds]02/21/2013 - The Rock Saves The Day. <em>Snitch</em>, Reviewed.02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - The NBA Trade Deadline Was A Flurry Of Crap02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - Luis Suárez's Free-Kick Goal To Put Liverpool Up 3-1 Was Absolutely World Class02/21/2013 - Jim Haslett Accidentally Recorded Himself Trying To Turn Off An iPod's Camera At The Apple Store Best Buy02/21/2013 - Hugh Hefner Remembers Jerry Buss02/21/2013 - The NFL Will Get Rid Of Its Dumbest Rule02/21/2013 - Singing Wrestler May Lose Scholarship Because The NCAA Is The Worst (Even When It's Not Doing Anything)02/21/2013 - ESPN Urges Facebook Users To Celebrate Black History Month, With Predictable Results02/21/2013 - Finally, Someone Has Written The Perfect Metta World Peace Sentence02/21/2013 - Don Rumsfeld Fights The Fascists; Or, Why Are The Olympics So Corrupt?02/21/2013 - Stanford TE Has Tiny T-Rex Arms; May Affect Draft Stock02/21/2013 - Light Saber Vs. Magic Wand: WHO YA GOT?!02/21/2013 - Spend A Minute Listening To This Maniac Lakers Fan Scream At Kevin Garnett02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - Tim Tebow Cancels Speaking Engagement At Dallas Hate Church02/21/2013 - Teen Falls 45 Feet From Ski Lift After Throwing Snowball At The Chair Ahead Of Him02/21/2013 - South Korean Pro Team Cancels WBC Exhibition Against Cuba Because The Cubans Brought Weird Balls02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - The Lakers Set Their Pregame Jerry Buss Tribute To The Song "Good Riddance"02/21/2013 - Greg Monroe Will Not Be Purchasing The Poster Of This Michael Kidd-Gilchrist Dunk02/21/2013 - FAU Stadium's New Prison Sponsor Is Frantically Trying To Wipe Abuse Allegations From Wikipedia02/21/2013 - Mike Tyson's Lawsuit Claims His Financial Advisor Embezzled Money From Him02/21/2013 - Flyers-Penguins Is The NHL's Best Rivalry02/21/2013 - The Only Field Goal Kansas Made In Two Overtimes Was The Game-Winner02/21/2013 - Report: Pistorius Investigating Officer Hilton Botha Faces "Seven Counts Of Attempted Murder" [UPDATE]02/21/2013 - This Hawks Bro Is So Amped He Can Barely Move02/21/2013 - James Harden Sinks Half-Court Buzzer-Beater02/21/2013 - Lance Armstrong Still Willing To "Cooperate Fully" With Just About Any Governing Body But The USADA, Including One That Does Not Even Exist Yet02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - 02/21/2013 - Baseball's Facial Hair Spectrum02/20/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: 100 Yard Dash02/20/2013 - Two Golf Channel Analysts Staged A Snowball Fight Today02/20/2013 - Darrelle Revis And Richard Sherman Got Into A Slap Fight On Twitter02/20/2013 - Kobe Gets Asked If LeBron's Better Than Him. Kobe Says LeBron's "In That Same Room."02/20/2013 - Did Derrick Nix Smack Cody Zeller In The Nuts, Or Did Zeller Make Him Do It?02/20/2013 - Your Grierson & Leitch Oscar Predictions: The Big Eight Categories You Actually Care About02/20/2013 - 02/20/2013 - Lindy Ruff Fired As Buffalo Sabres Coach After 16 Years02/20/2013 - Ahead Of The WBC, Taiwan Sends Scouts Posing As Umpires To Spy On South Korean Team02/20/2013 - The Worst Free-Throw Attempt Ever, Explained By The Woman Who Took It02/20/2013 - South Florida Gave Out Another Football Award With Spelling And Grammar Errors02/20/2013 - Giancarlo Stanton Got Drilled In The Head With A Fastball02/20/2013 - Adorable Creatures Playing Basketball, Ranked02/20/2013 - Have You Had Your Victor Oladipo Moment Yet?02/20/2013 - This Behind-The-Back Table Tennis Shot Confused The Heck Out Of Its Victim02/20/2013 - Pavel Datsyuk Scores Goal After Skating Through Entire Team02/20/2013 - 02/20/2013 - Adult Race Car Driver Turns Into Pouty Baby During Post-Race Interview02/20/2013 - A Strong Day For Oscar Pistorius's Defense, As Lead Investigator Struggles Under Cross-Examination02/20/2013 - Joe Johnson Makes Two Perfect Last-Second Shots In One Game02/20/2013 - The Middle Finger Is A Universal Language02/20/2013 - Inconsequential Rapper Confronts Inconsequential Basketball Team's Play-By-Play Announcer02/20/2013 - 02/20/2013 - The NCAA And Miami Prepare For Battle02/20/2013 - God Bless The Brooklyn Nets' PR Staff02/20/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Rodney Anonymous Examines A Redneck Double Feature Involving Brass Knuckles And Dumpsters02/20/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: But You Owe That To Me02/20/2013 - Oklahoma State Fan Charged With Beating 9-Year-Old Son Because The Kid Roots For Oklahoma02/20/2013 - How To Jerk Off In A War Zone: Servicemembers Weigh In02/19/2013 - Grierson & Leitch's Bold Predictions For The Oscar Technical Categories No One Understands02/19/2013 - Michael Jordan's Trainer Says He Could Average 20 A Night If He Came Back02/19/2013 - Journeyman Baseball Player Gets Hurt While "Trying To Be A Gentleman" To A Pitching Machine02/19/2013 - Nine Guys Putt Into A Single Hole And It's Sort Of Impressive In A Useless Way02/19/2013 - 02/19/2013 - Dale Murphy Once Got A Lame Autograph From Richard Nixon02/19/2013 - It's A Long Offseason. Here's A.J. McCarron's Car With A Boot On It.02/19/2013 - Why Did A Magazine Snip The Balls Off Its Unflattering Lance Armstrong Story?02/19/2013 - 02/19/2013 - Why Is Geno Auriemma Tapping Baylor Coach Kim Mulkey's Ass In This Photo?02/19/2013 - Goalkeeper Collapses On Pitch From Heat Exhaustion, Terrible Human Being Scores On Him02/19/2013 - Which Sport Produces The Worst Parents?02/19/2013 - Is It Possible To <em>Accidentally</em> Break A Player's Jaw With A Two-Handed Stick Swing?02/19/2013 - Andrew Bynum's Hair Is Just All Fucked Up Now02/19/2013 - Luke Scott Hath Slain The Hellboar02/19/2013 - The Future of Sports Tech Involves Shrimp02/19/2013 - Reports: "Boxes And Boxes" Of Steroids Found In Oscar Pistorius's Home02/19/2013 - ESPN Announcers Dress As Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, And Ben Franklin To Celebrate President's Day. Wait, Ben Franklin?02/19/2013 - Bill Raftery Asks Jay Bilas If He's Ever Been Ridden02/19/2013 - Andy Roddick, Who Retired In September, Rose Two Spots In This Week's ATP Rankings02/19/2013 - Meet The Cowboys' New $2 Million Luxury Bus, Named "The Elegant Lady"02/19/2013 - Florida Atlantic Football Joins The Prison-Industrial Complex02/19/2013 - 02/19/2013 - Prosecutor: Oscar Pistorius Strapped On His Prosthetic Legs Before Shooting Reeva Steenkamp Through The Bathroom Door02/19/2013 - Buccaneers Defensive End Da'Quan Bowers Arrested For Allegedly Carrying Gun In New York City Airport02/19/2013 - Oscar Pistorius Won Male Track And Field Athlete Of The Year Award While In Police Custody02/19/2013 - Cam Ward Is Bested By A Bouncing Puck Shot From Behind The Red Line02/19/2013 - South African Paper Recreates Final Moments Of Reeva Steenkamp's Life In Bizarre Cartoon Strip02/19/2013 - OK, OK: <i>This</i> Is The Worst Free Throw Ever [UPDATE]02/19/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: The Disenchanted Pony02/18/2013 - Poor Son Of A Bitch Mat Gamel Tore His ACL For The Second Time In Two Years02/18/2013 - Miami Says It Has Been "Wronged," Demands NCAA Wrap Up Investigation02/18/2013 - Jerry Buss, Surrounded By Boobs: A Tribute To The Greatest NBA Owner Ever02/18/2013 - UK Hockey Team Ditches New American Owner After It Turns Out He's A Registered Sex Offender02/18/2013 - Here's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Wearing A Darth Vader Mask And Posing With Katherine Webb02/18/2013 - South Florida Gives Punter Special Teams Award Riddled With Spelling Errors, Including Punter's Last Name02/18/2013 - Josh Hamilton Says Dallas Isn't A Baseball Town, "True Baseball Fans" Won't Boo Him When He Returns02/18/2013 - Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: <em>Max & Ruby</em>02/18/2013 - "I Chase Him, I Bite Him, Bad Man, He Tasty": Police Dog Writes Witness Statement02/18/2013 - Is Chipper Jones Getting Fat Again?02/18/2013 - Lil Wayne Says He Humped Chris Bosh's Wife02/18/2013 - The NCAA Has A Lack Of Institutional Control02/18/2013 - When Is It OK For A Coach To Shove A Player?02/18/2013 - Time To Retire The Verducci Effect: What <em>Really</em> Predicts Pitcher Injuries?02/18/2013 - Marshall Henderson Gave The Best Postgame Press Conference Ever02/18/2013 - Tim Lincecum Had A Very Zen Offseason02/18/2013 - Mark Buehrle Will Leave His Family Behind Because His Dog Is Banned In Toronto02/18/2013 - As Charl Schwartzel Lined Up His Birdie Attempt At 17, A Couple In The Gallery Got Fingerbang-y02/18/2013 - 02/18/2013 - ESPN Reports On ESPN Negotiation; ESPN Spokesman Declines Comment02/18/2013 - Roundup: What You Missed The Weekend Craig Ehlo Told Us What It's Like To Guard Michael Jordan02/18/2013 - A Text Message From A South African Rugby Player May Be At The Center Of The Pistorius Shooting02/18/2013 - Australian Man Fights Cactus, Cactus Wins02/18/2013 - AHL Player Suffers On-Ice Seizure After Hit02/18/2013 - 02/18/2013 - According To Turner Analyst Reggie Miller, Bleacher Report Writer Scores Incredible Coup, Interviews Michael Jordan02/18/2013 - If You Really Want To Secure A Rebound, Make It A Flying-Kick Rebound02/18/2013 - Top Fuel Dragster Explodes, Showers Track With Shrapnel, Leaves Driver Unscathed02/18/2013 - Reports: Former Roger Clemens Mistress Mindy McCready Commits Suicide02/18/2013 - 02/18/2013 - Your NBA All-Star Game Open Thread02/18/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: A Song02/18/2013 - "I Am A Nasty Cribbage Player": NBA All-Stars Discuss What They Could Beat Michael Jordan At Today02/17/2013 - 02/17/2013 - Alfredo Aceves Is In Mid-Season Form02/17/2013 - Tiger Woods And President Obama Play Golf Together, Constitute Nightmare Scenario For Old White Dudes02/17/2013 - Derek Jeter On A Motor Scooter?02/17/2013 - Danica Patrick Becomes First Woman In History To Win The Pole Position At The Daytona 50002/17/2013 - College Basketball Coach Sinks Half-Court Shot To Pay For Student's Tuition02/17/2013 - NFL Combine To Feature New Aptitude Test Supplementing The Wonderlic02/17/2013 - Maryland Scores Stunning Upset: Makes Mike Krzyzewski Sound Reasonable02/17/2013 - Adrien Broner TKOs Gavin Rees, Retains WBC Lightweight Belt, And This One Punch Tells The Fight's Story02/17/2013 - 02/17/2013 - Reports: A Bloodied Cricket Bat Was Found At Oscar Pistorius's Home And Reeva Steenkamp's Skull Was "Crushed"02/17/2013 - Sparkler-Brandishing Man Leads "Fuck Duke" Chant02/17/2013 - Futility: A 2013 Slam Dunk Contest Supercut02/17/2013 - Here's Your NBA Slam Dunk Contest Final Round GIF Collection02/17/2013 - GIF: Eric Bledsoe's Second Dunk02/17/2013 - GIF: Kenneth Faried's Second Dunk02/17/2013 - GIF: Jeremy Evans's First Dunk02/17/2013 - GIF: Terrence Ross's First Dunk02/17/2013 - GIF: James White's First Dunk02/17/2013 - GIF: Gerald Green's First Dunk02/17/2013 - 02/17/2013 - Your All-Star Saturday Night Open Thread02/17/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Harlem Shake At Your Wake02/17/2013 - Watch Raw Footage Of The Shot That Took The Bulls Past The Cavs In 1989, Jerry Reinsdorf's Post-Game Hug With Jordan, And An Amazing Media Scrum02/16/2013 - Check Out These Rad Pictures Of An Exploding Funny Car [UPDATE: Now With A GIF]02/16/2013 - The Young Football And Hockey Players Allegedly Disciplined For Making Harlem Shake Videos Are Getting Screwed By Alleged Adults02/16/2013 - Basketball Players Spent Their Wild And Crazy All-Star Saturday Meeting For Three And A Half Hours And Voting To Dismiss Their Union Director02/16/2013 - The Hockey Dad Who Recently Heckled Teenagers While Holding An Infant Fired An Employee For Tending To A Shooting Victim 10 Years Ago02/16/2013 - How Clark Olson Beats Everyone Else In Fantasy Everything02/16/2013 - High School Students Vote To Change Redskins Mascot Despite Protests From Parents And Alumni02/16/2013 - 02/16/2013 - Carl Pavano's Freak Spleen Injury Nearly Killed Him02/16/2013 - "I'm Gonna Tell You What I'm Gonna Do": What It Was Like To Guard Michael Jordan, According To Craig Ehlo02/16/2013 - That $5,000 Football "Signed By American Presidents" Is The Most Damning Of Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Alleged Illicit Spoils02/16/2013 - How To Cook Sausage And Peppers: A Guide For The Stir Crazy02/16/2013 - 02/16/2013 - Jeffrey Loria Told Jose Reyes To "Get A Nice House In Miami" Four Days Before Trading Him And Decimating The Marlins' Roster02/16/2013 - Mike Piazza's Book Tour Produced An Excellent Illustration Of The Absurdity Of Steroid Handwringing02/16/2013 - 02/16/2013 - Report: Oscar Pistorius Attempted To Revive Reeva Steenkamp, Who Was Sitting On The Bathroom Sink When Shot02/16/2013 - Charles Barkley Kept Vaseline In His Belly Button During Games Because "There Is Nothing Worse Than A Black Man With Crusty Lips"02/16/2013 - The Only Reason We Know Roger Goodell's Absurd Salary Is That The NFL Is Structured As A Non-Profit To Avoid Taxes02/16/2013 - 02/16/2013 - Usain Bolt Continues To Move His Feet Incredibly Quickly, Even When He's Playing Basketball02/16/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Bastards02/15/2013 - It's College Baseball's Opening Day, And The Umpires Are Already Falling Over Their Own Feet02/15/2013 - Joe Flacco Wasn't The First To Consider Leaving The Sideline To Tackle An Opponent02/15/2013 - 02/15/2013 - Dead Letters: "Since I'm A Fucking Idiot I'll Keep Reading This Shit"02/15/2013 - Lindsey Vonn's Busted Knee Looks Like Hell02/15/2013 - How Will Michael Vick Stay Healthy? 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Ask The Best College Football Minds In The Country02/06/2013 - 02/06/2013 - 49ers Tight End Delanie Walker's Aunt And Uncle Were Killed By A Drunk Driver The Morning After The Super Bowl02/06/2013 - Arkansas Recruit Can't Commit Because His Mother Ran Off With His Letter Of Intent02/06/2013 - The Newtown High Boys Basketball Team Won Its Senior Night Game With A Buzzer Beater02/06/2013 - Ray Rice Fell Off A Parade Float02/06/2013 - The Jets' New Special Teams Coach Once Got Doinked On The Head By A Botched Snap02/06/2013 - Here It Is, The Dumbest Thing Ever Written About Rob Gronkowski's Partying02/06/2013 - Kobe Doin' Young Kobe02/06/2013 - Big Rugby Brawl Will Leave You Wanting More02/06/2013 - Soccer In The World's Most Violent City: The Great Mall Of San Pedro Sula02/06/2013 - Notre Dame Hockey Player Named Beers Took Bar Patrons' Beers, Beat Up Manager When She Kicked Him Out02/06/2013 - One-Handed Safety Makes One-Handed Interception02/06/2013 - Danilo Gallinari's Circus Shot Sealed A Crazy Nuggets Win02/06/2013 - 02/06/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Philly Stripper Ogles Exotic-Dancer Brouhaha, Assesses Blame02/06/2013 - 02/06/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Take It Out On Me02/06/2013 - Mario Balotelli Does Thing02/05/2013 - No, The Celtics Are Not Better Without Rajon Rondo02/05/2013 - <em>Charles Swan</em> Will Make You Hate Charlie Sheen All Over Again02/05/2013 - 02/05/2013 - Liverpool Could Score Only Once Against A Goalkeeper Trying To Give Up Goals02/05/2013 - Look At This Pathetic Baby's Terrible Shooting Form02/05/2013 - John Madden Is Still Eating Like A Weirdo02/05/2013 - The Jaguars Have A New Logo02/05/2013 - The Newest Bengal Just Got Out Of Prison, So That's A Plus02/05/2013 - Here's More Footage Of Rob Gronkowski Dancing Shirtless In Vegas02/05/2013 - Two Weeks After Bizarre Radio Show Appearance, ODU Basketball Coach Blaine Taylor Fired02/05/2013 - Katie Couric's Next Big Interview Is With Joe Paterno's Widow02/05/2013 - Could Beyoncé Have Performed At Halftime With Diarrhea?02/05/2013 - 02/05/2013 - Bob Ley Is Having Camera Trouble02/05/2013 - Is America Ready For Gus Johnson, Soccer Announcer?02/05/2013 - 02/05/2013 - Juan Pierre Wants You To Know That "Beast Mode" Is Also "Christ Mode"02/05/2013 - The 15 Or So Most Watchable Teams In College Basketball: An Occasional Ranking02/05/2013 - Retired NFL Players Are Depressed And Don't Even Know It: Study02/05/2013 - Rob Gronkowski Danced Shirtless And Wrestled At A Vegas Club And Fell On His Bad Arm02/05/2013 - 02/05/2013 - Soccer In The World's Most Violent City: A Postcard From Honduras02/05/2013 - This Coco Crisp Bobblehead Does The Bernie, And You Want It02/05/2013 - Lindsey Vonn Was Airlifted From The Slope At The World Championships After This Brutal Crash (UPDATE)02/05/2013 - J.R. Smith Airballs A Free Throw, Crashes A Children's Basketball Game02/05/2013 - A Pixar Animator Sketches The NFL Season02/05/2013 - CBS Had A Reporter In The NFL Control Room When The Stadium Went Dark And Didn't Use Him02/05/2013 - 02/05/2013 - Bernard Pollard Has A Broken Rib For Nearly Every Patriot He Has Injured02/05/2013 - Manti Te'o Enjoyed Beyoncé's Halftime Show, Appears To Have Deleted His Twitter Account02/05/2013 - Here's A Pretty Between-The-Legs Bounce Pass02/05/2013 - Jacoby Jones Earns Marylanders Over $600,000 In Free Furniture02/05/2013 - Guy Records Game To Watch Later, Threatens To Shoot Worker Listening To Sports Radio Outside His Home For Spoiling Outcome02/05/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Get Too Stoned02/04/2013 - Here's A Really Sad Email From A Guy Who Lost A Prop Bet On Beyoncé's Lack Of Cleavage02/04/2013 - Doug Martin Hates "Muscle Hamster." He'd Rather You Call Him "Dougernaut, Dougenator, Muscle And Hustle...Doug Is Fine, Also."02/04/2013 - The Ravens Won The "Fuck" Bowl, Too: An Analysis Of Twitter Profanity During The Super Bowl02/04/2013 - Here's Video Of Newcastle's Danny Simpson Unconscious and Bleeding After A Late-Night Street Fight02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - Soccer Fan Runs Onto Field, Makes Terrible Attempt At Tackling Goalie02/04/2013 - Jalen Rose Partied In Bloomington And Shared His Thoughts On Jordan's Flu Game, Reggie Miller's Ex-Wife, And ESPN's Drug Testing02/04/2013 - Boxing's Great White Hope Problem; Or, Why The Fuck Was Mike Lee In A Super Bowl Commercial?02/04/2013 - Here's A Photo Of Johnny Manziel And Rob Gronkowski Wearing Shirts And Not Drinking02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - How Many Boobs And Nut Shots Were In The Super Bowl Commercials? A Sex-And-Violence Supercut02/04/2013 - Rick Reilly Went On TV And Read A Poem About The Super Bowl, Because ESPN Hates You02/04/2013 - The Small Decisions That Cost The 49ers The Super Bowl02/04/2013 - John Harbaugh Shoved A Photographer Just Before The Postgame Handshake02/04/2013 - Last Night Was Probably The Closest We'll Ever Get To A Super Bowl Fair-Catch Kick, The Rarest Play In The NFL02/04/2013 - "You Couldn't Help But Think, Where's Bob Costas?" An Ex-Producer On How CBS—And ESPN—Screwed Up Last Night02/04/2013 - What Was John Harbaugh Ranting About During The Blackout? We Asked A Lip Reader02/04/2013 - Watch Ray Lewis Lose The 1992 High School Wrestling State Championship02/04/2013 - Here's Will Ferrell's Bizarre Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Ad That Only Aired In Sherman, Texas; Ardmore, Okla.; and Glendive, Mont.02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - Why Did The Superdome Power Go Out?02/04/2013 - Watch CBS Herp And Derp Its Way Through The Super Bowl Power Outage02/04/2013 - Shirtless Ravens Fan Celebrates By Jumping Off Building Ledge, Landing In Tree, Falling Out Of Tree02/04/2013 - Takeru Kobayashi Went To Some Bro's Super Bowl Party And Ate An Entire Pizza In One Minute02/04/2013 - It Took A Blackout To Show You How Truly Useless NFL Broadcasters Are. Let's Blow Up The Studio.02/04/2013 - A Brief Reminder From Last Night's Celebration In Baltimore: Don't Hang On Street Signs, Idiots02/04/2013 - For The Fourth Straight Year, The Super Bowl Champs Played In The Eagles' Home Opener02/04/2013 - Investigation Finds Hundreds Of Fixed Soccer Matches, Including World Cup Qualifiers And Champions League Games02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - The Best Super Bowl Coverage Could Be Found On Univision02/04/2013 - The Best And Most Surreal Photographs From The Power Outage At The Superdome02/04/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Summertime Will Be A Love-In02/04/2013 - Baltimore 34, San Francisco 31: Your Super Bowl 47 GIF Roundup02/04/2013 - Jim Harbaugh Wanted A Holding Call On The 49ers' Last Play, And He May Have Had A Point02/04/2013 - This Is The Most Mesmerizing Video From The Super Bowl02/04/2013 - A Profane Joe Flacco Thinks Winning The Super Bowl Is "Fuckin' Awesome"02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - Jim Harbaugh Tantrum GIF: Version 2,74502/04/2013 - This Is More Or Less What Happened To The Ravens In The Third Quarter02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - Joe Theismann On The Super Bowl Halftime Show: "Beyonce Shit The House Down"02/04/2013 - Your CBS Announcing Crew Stalling For Time While The Power Is Out Open Thread02/04/2013 - Here's Your GIF Of The Moment The Lights Went Out At The Super Bowl02/04/2013 - The Lights Went Out In The Superdome02/04/2013 - Jacoby Jones Just Returned The Opening Kickoff Of The Second Half 109 Yards For A Touchdown02/04/2013 - 02/04/2013 - Beyoncé's Halftime Show Featured An "Exploding" Guitar02/04/2013 - Jim Harbaugh Is Harbaughing Uncontrollably02/04/2013 - The Ravens Dig The Deep Ball: Joe Flacco And Jacoby Jones Connect For The Play Of The Super Bowl (So Far)02/04/2013 - Here's The All-22 Footage Of That Mind-Boggling Fake Field Goal02/04/2013 - Cary Williams Shoved An Official And Got Away With It02/04/2013 - LaMichael James Pulled Off An Awesome Spin Move And Then Oooof02/04/2013 - This Harbaugh Brothers Split Screen Is The Harbaughiest Split Screen Possible02/03/2013 - Here Are The Kids From The Sandy Hook Elementary School Choir Singing "America The Beautiful"02/03/2013 - 02/03/2013 - Your Super Bowl 47 Open Thread02/03/2013 - Snoop Dogg Wants To Get More Involved In Scottish Soccer02/03/2013 - 02/03/2013 - Yesterday's Ohio Valley Conference Games Gave Us An Early Contender For Dunk Of The Year02/03/2013 - Your Cast Of Characters For Tonight's <em>Super Bowl</em> Movie02/03/2013 - Man Interrupts NFL Network Live Shot, Rips Seam In Fabric Of Space And Time02/03/2013 - Boston Is Really Bummed Out About The Super Bowl02/03/2013 - Washington Scores Freak Goal By Banking Puck Off The Boards02/03/2013 - Deion Sanders, On Players Out With Concussions: "Half These Guys Are Trying To Make Some Money"02/03/2013 - The Media Has Resorted To Hyping Up Just How Boring Colin Kaepernick's Interviews Are02/03/2013 - Ray Lewis's Super Bowl Cleats: A Glittering Light In The Shadow Of The Almighty02/03/2013 - 02/03/2013 - Every Foodspin Recipe You Could Make For Your Super Bowl Guests, Who Arrive In Four Hours02/03/2013 - 02/03/2013 - WSU Football Player Arrested After "Shoving Two Bottles Of Tequila Down His Pants" In A Daring Robbery Attempt02/03/2013 - Caltech Baseball Gets Off The Decade-Long Schneid02/03/2013 - What Time Isn't The Super Bowl?02/03/2013 - "Look At Me, Motherfucker. Look At Me When You Apologize!": Lil Wayne Went Off-Script At The Celebrity Beach Bowl02/03/2013 - Michael Kidd-Gilchrist Left The Court On A Stretcher With His Neck In A Brace [UPDATE]02/03/2013 - Damn Straight Adrian Peterson Won The MVP02/03/2013 - This Flaccid <i>Times-Picayune</i> Write-Up Of The Playboy Super Bowl Party Confirms The Death Of The Printed Word02/03/2013 - 02/03/2013 - Pro Football Hall Of Fame Calls Up Sapp, Parcells, Ogden, Allen and Carter02/02/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: New Orleans Nightmare02/02/2013 - The Drew Magary Super Bowl Chili Recipe02/02/2013 - 02/02/2013 - If Your Super Bowl Party Doesn't Have A Grid Pool, You're Just Getting Fatter And Watching Commercials02/02/2013 - A British Soccer Player Left A Contract Negotiation To Get A Snack And Signed With A Different Team While He Was Gone02/02/2013 - 02/02/2013 - There's A $700 Million Plan On The Table To Turn The Rams Home-Field Into A "First-Tier Stadium." 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