All things assholes

In a sport of polite claps, the boos were never going to be loud enough to disrupt LIV golfers

Phil Mickelson slid out of the U.S. Open on the oil slick he oozed in on not a penny richer from his...

'Obviously he sucks': GGPoker flops by making 'sleazy, sexist tool' Dan Bilzerian a sponsored pro

Of all the honest, hardworking, skilled poker players who would make a great ambassador and positive...

Rest Assured, These Guys Are Still Complete & Utter Jerks

Oh, hey, just in case you were wondering…...

Herschel Shills for Charlatan; The OSU Unranked! Mamba Remembered

The Atlanta Hawks’ website has a video titled “ELDRIDGE RECASNER HIGHLIGHTS,” whose description is: ...

Triple H: Ignoring Velveteen Dream’s Sex-Predator Allegations Is ‘What’s Best for Business’

Last night, in the conference call following NXT Takeover, Triple H (real name Paul Levesque) double...

The Winner in Trevor Bauer-Aubrey Huff Twitter Fight? A Meteor, Hopefully

In Lucifer’s dream social media booking, last night saw a Twitter fight between Trevor Bauer — what ...

Dennis Whitton is a sports journalism lifer who was fired for non-performance reasons by cynical inv...

Grayson Allen Ejected From Summer League Game For, You Guessed It, Being A Goon

Former Duke shithead Grayson Allen was part of the trade that sent Mike Conley from the Grizzlies to...

Now, For Your Enjoyment, We Have Angry Bruins Fans Whaling On Each Other

Lots of tension in the arena tonight for Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final. Lots of wound-up hockey fa...

Local Idiots Wreck Minnesota Soccer Field By Doing A Bunch Of Donuts On It<em></em>

Police in Hastings, Minnesota have identified two men they suspect of driving onto the Veterans Athl...

Stop Excusing Tom Izzo’s Assholery<em></em>

The only thing more predictable than Tom Izzo going apeshit on one of his own players, to the point ...

These Massholes Found The Missing Red Sox Division Banner, And They're Willing To Negotiate [Update]

Practically every stereotype of a New England sports fan is on display in this astounding Boston Glo...

I'm So Glad Jared And Ivanka Are Miserable In Washington D.C.

There are a lot of infuriating motherfuckers in the Trump administration, but after every bubbling c...

Asshole Hoaxes Hundreds Of Job Seekers Into Attending Raiders Stadium-Board Meeting

If you lived in Las Vegas and were looking for a construction job, you might have been thrilled to r...

The FBI Investigated Bobby Knight For Groping Women At A Spy Agency

The Washington Post has a scoop about famed basketball coach and terrible person Bobby Knight. On Ju...

Susan Collins Is Still An Asshole 

In the wake of a divisive presidential election, America is seeking unifying political figures. It i...

Billionaire CEO Has A Few More Incredibly Patronizing Thoughts Before Election Day

This presidential election could decide the fate of abortion, immigration, race relations, and nucle...

Police Report: Draymond Green Acts Like That In Real Life, Apparently [UPDATE]

Draymond Green was arrested on Sunday for an alleged assault. Details started to trickle out that Gr...

Mississippi State AD Gets Roasted For Barely Punishing Star Recruit Who Beat Up A Woman

“It’s easy to make a snap decision, which is why we vetted everything we could,” says Mississippi St...

Yankees Continue To Blow Off Criticism Of Ticketing Policy Like True Rich Assholes

Not satisfied with actively screwing their fans with a bunk new ticketing policy that bans print-at-...