Fan Anger, In Still Life
This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it [object Object] . An eagle-eyed reader — that is to say, by "eagle-eyed," we mean to say "actually watching hockey" — pointed out this angry fan directly after Edmonton's sudden death goal to win Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals last night over Carolina.
Considering the Hurricanes were just one overtime goal from winning the Stanley Cup, we would understand the fan's sentiment, except for one thing: If you look close, you can see headphones the fan is wearing. Yep: Actually listening to an interview with Jeff Gordon, and that California freak just don't get what stock car racing's all about. Eff you, Gordon!
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