All things dan-orlovsky
![Is Dan Orlovsky right about Jerry Jones and the Cowboys <i>wanting</i> to be mediocre?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/70ff41a52729be9ede7091efcf634b89.jpg)
![ESPN's <i>First Take</i> continues to be a bizarre cesspool of inappropriate behavior](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-600/f57cba8f449bafa17b480c151918ed81.png)
![ESPN's <i>First Take</i> continues to be a bizarre cesspool of inappropriate behavior](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/f57cba8f449bafa17b480c151918ed81.png)
![Week 3 NFL Takeaways: Ugh. Did somebody die in here?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-600/55f7c317f7e37e4beb7b04e80f5acce6.jpg)
![Week 3 NFL Takeaways: Ugh. Did somebody die in here?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/55f7c317f7e37e4beb7b04e80f5acce6.jpg)
![Is Dan Orlovsky right about Jerry Jones and the Cowboys <i>wanting</i> to be mediocre?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/70ff41a52729be9ede7091efcf634b89.jpg)
Is Dan Orlovsky right about Jerry Jones and the Cowboys <i>wanting</i> to be mediocre?
Former NFL quarterback, Dan Orlovsky, has become one of the better analysts on ESPN programming over...
![Chris Russo was out of line when he called Dan Orlovsky 'a scrub'](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/378335b389ff862d3ec82b71467e6f11.jpg)
Chris Russo was out of line when he called Dan Orlovsky 'a scrub'
Chris “Mad Dog” Russo is largely a loveable relic from the sports radio past. He’s strident, over th...
![ESPN's <i>First Take</i> continues to be a bizarre cesspool of inappropriate behavior](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/f57cba8f449bafa17b480c151918ed81.png)
ESPN's <i>First Take</i> continues to be a bizarre cesspool of inappropriate behavior
We already know Dan Orlovsky is an odd character. The former NFL QB — best remembered for running ou...
![Week 3 NFL Takeaways: Ugh. Did somebody die in here?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/55f7c317f7e37e4beb7b04e80f5acce6.jpg)
Week 3 NFL Takeaways: Ugh. Did somebody die in here?
A lot of poor professional football was played during Week 3 of the NFL season. Going into the first...
![Jerry Jones traded for Trey Lance and didn't even tell Mike McCarthy](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/9907fcf10503e76b8f3b647dd508f840.jpg)
Jerry Jones traded for Trey Lance and didn't even tell Mike McCarthy
Recently, Jerry Jones made a front-office move that shocked many around the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys ...
![Dan Orlovsky is drunk on New York Jets green Kool-Aid](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/dfd38ef6f43262136c15301e60e7d037.jpg)
Dan Orlovsky is drunk on New York Jets green Kool-Aid
Former NFL quarterback Dan Orlovsky has become one of Stephen A. Smith’s regular adversaries on Firs...
![The Sports Emmys are lacking, so Deadspin is here to pick up the slack](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/bb662905ad75f8dba5f873b775aeb5e5.jpg)
The Sports Emmys are lacking, so Deadspin is here to pick up the slack
A problem with the Sports Emmys is there simply aren’t enough categories for individuals. Most award...
![Charles Barkley airs his own dirty laundry during March Madness telecast](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/61f8e73f0eb3f9a549914d6078960712.png)
Charles Barkley airs his own dirty laundry during March Madness telecast
No one wants their dirty laundry aired on national television, especially not on the Turner network ...
![We have some questions about Dan Orlovsky’s towel usage](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/4ff90fd5b0d9c32fa36449852e951e81.jpg)
We have some questions about Dan Orlovsky’s towel usage
Twitter may have turned even more into a hellscape barometer about the slow, wheezing death of our s...
![Dan Orlovsky is about to be the new Jeff Saturday](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/d31271b537d1ceb549dad2e24ab04a07.jpg)
Dan Orlovsky is about to be the new Jeff Saturday
The Eagles lost the Super Bowl, but their coaching staff won. Philadelphia’s former offensive and de...
![The Chiefs could lose by 40 — that still won’t make Joe Burrow better than Patrick Mahomes](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/2b6416c129267ea2e1e89a45f43cc09d.jpg)
The Chiefs could lose by 40 — that still won’t make Joe Burrow better than Patrick Mahomes
We can enjoy Bengals’ QB Joe Burrow and the cool factor that he has brought to the Cincinnati withou...
![It’s only right that Jeff Saturday has failed miserably](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/20b1fb52d4ddbc244627ef54e71c8a49.jpg)
It’s only right that Jeff Saturday has failed miserably
On Saturday, of all days, Jeff Saturday suffered the most embarrassing and pitiful loss in NFL histo...
![Kliff Kingsbury’s Big 12 offense ain’t flyin’](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/f719c36046f4797c87275f3b0b6344d7.jpg)
Kliff Kingsbury’s Big 12 offense ain’t flyin’
The Cardinals got scooped by a bigger bird when the Seattle Seahawks’ 32nd-ranked defense held Arizo...
![NFL’s Week 3 MVP and LVP: Lamar Jackson vs. Jalen Hurts and Jimmy G vs. Justin Fields](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/24d66e337755ad42b2d3a8b1b551f4f4.jpg)
NFL’s Week 3 MVP and LVP: Lamar Jackson vs. Jalen Hurts and Jimmy G vs. Justin Fields
The Washington Commanders sit atop the NFL’s porcelain throne but they are also kingmakers themselve...
![Offense was nonexistent for the 49ers and Broncos on Sunday Night Football](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/2cb6ed1e6ae706a2fbb8d36e9533e084.jpg)
Offense was nonexistent for the 49ers and Broncos on Sunday Night Football
The San Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos totally mailed in the offense on Sunday Night Football. E...
![Is Tyreek Hill the high tide that can lift Tua’s boat?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/ca76853b3dbd413f1cb658077871cbf4.jpg)
Is Tyreek Hill the high tide that can lift Tua’s boat?
Mike McDaniel’s pod of Dolphins has already made splashes. In its preseason finale, Miami dropped 48...
![Once again, the Cowboys have to find a way without Tyron Smith](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/6a6923f24ec4f2335b2b8cf99ee22932.jpg)
Once again, the Cowboys have to find a way without Tyron Smith
After receiving good news about Michael Gallup’s health, what happened to Tyron Smith puts the Dalla...
![I was at the record-setting 9-OT game… and it was even worse in person](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/07d70a24480fd3c9d0cfeea2cdf8911e.jpg)
I was at the record-setting 9-OT game… and it was even worse in person
Saturday was my first game at Beaver Stadium since graduating from Penn State. I drove an hour and a...
![Can we admit the truth about Carson Wentz now?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/45f539c3c649986e8252b8ac23a64792.jpg)
Can we admit the truth about Carson Wentz now?
Why did anyone think Carson Wentz would work in Indy?...
![Idiot of the Month: Do you remember September? We hope not](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/142049018ca62341d248930540770ce8.jpg)
Idiot of the Month: Do you remember September? We hope not
Welcome to Deadspin’s IDIOT OF THE MONTH, in which we ruminate on some cringey happenings from weeks...