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![Phillies fans have problem with their wieners; Kris Bryant laments move to Rockies; Ohtani, Hideki Matsui share odd marital similarity](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/79a4c1804ccfc33f97fc1d0cfd2d5019.jpg)
![Shohei Ohtani's most likely landing spot is the NL West](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-600/735d1e94caef1ae586dbe7ceb6eec477.jpg)
![Shohei Ohtani's most likely landing spot is the NL West](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/735d1e94caef1ae586dbe7ceb6eec477.jpg)
![Do you know just how bad the Colorado Rockies have been?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-600/f69e9fb05a7235f21b92d5fdfd4c6034.jpg)
![Do you know just how bad the Colorado Rockies have been?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/f69e9fb05a7235f21b92d5fdfd4c6034.jpg)
![Phillies fans have problem with their wieners; Kris Bryant laments move to Rockies; Ohtani, Hideki Matsui share odd marital similarity](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/79a4c1804ccfc33f97fc1d0cfd2d5019.jpg)
Phillies fans have problem with their wieners; Kris Bryant laments move to Rockies; Ohtani, Hideki Matsui share odd marital similarity
The Oakland Athletics move to Las Vegas is no closer to completion, as the Nevada State Education As...
![The Colorado Rockies have crushed Kris Bryant's soul](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/ddad8b57ca591c1faf8558f0fbebd349.jpg)
The Colorado Rockies have crushed Kris Bryant's soul
For the most part, fans these days accept that a player signing a generational wealthy contract with...
![Shohei Ohtani's most likely landing spot is the NL West](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/735d1e94caef1ae586dbe7ceb6eec477.jpg)
Shohei Ohtani's most likely landing spot is the NL West
We’ve come to the end of our tour of the islands of every MLB team’s offseason outlook. We wrap up i...
![Do you know just how bad the Colorado Rockies have been?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/f69e9fb05a7235f21b92d5fdfd4c6034.jpg)
Do you know just how bad the Colorado Rockies have been?
It’s a baseball axiom that the Colorado Rockies are clueless, helpless, directionless. They don’t ha...
![This time for sure!](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/455dc1d47c8fe718e409dc40185fa959.jpg)
This time for sure!
When I was growing up, it was understood that the Chicago Cubs would never have a third baseman. Or ...
![How every MLB team will tank their seasons and break their fans' hearts in 2023](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/6090f9f3aeb76b1a5c79be4addd7a471.jpg)
How every MLB team will tank their seasons and break their fans' hearts in 2023
You can all give up the Rogers Hornsby quotes, already. We made it Opening Day, when hope springs et...
![I hope Steve Cohen breaks it all](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/56255c2deec2d1dc70666d9ef96f76dd.jpg)
I hope Steve Cohen breaks it all
This isn’t some argument that Steve Cohen is some type of hero. Or even a good guy. I’ve made it pre...
![The San Francisco Giants cannot catch the baseball](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/b1251c7cf4d37a680fda3d40112e9d00.jpg)
The San Francisco Giants cannot catch the baseball
There was always going to be a bit of a comedown from a 107-win season for the San Francisco Giants....
![Mark Appel never gave up, and we should all take notice](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/1bb306bc464ed96833e0fb40d9b8cafa.jpg)
Mark Appel never gave up, and we should all take notice
Nearly a decade after being selected No. 1 overall in the MLB draft, RHP Mark Appel will make his ma...
![The Giants are suffering a power outage](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/c2214c551bda04bd37c45d70dbcd13b6.jpg)
The Giants are suffering a power outage
Fresh off a franchise-best 107-win season, nobody expected the San Francisco Giants to repeat as NL ...
![Actually, dude, we can go anywhere](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/265e1aaa0330fe2c284ffa963f1f1d12.jpg)
Actually, dude, we can go anywhere
MLB owners and front offices probably forgot the concept of shame long ago. I doubt most of them cou...
![Welcome back, baseball](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/b1f298d0d77ad6bca6585881ac237b44.jpg)
Welcome back, baseball
I spend a lot of time here pointing out everything that’s wrong with baseball. Maybe even most of my...
![Deadspin’s 2022 MLB predictions: The good, the bad, the frustrating](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/c9e7fd052e4fdd77e1cda9ea3fd60075.jpg)
Deadspin’s 2022 MLB predictions: The good, the bad, the frustrating
You don’t need sportswriters to tell you that the Dodgers are going to be better than the Diamondbac...
![Deadspin MLB Gambling Guide/Futures Bets to make for 2022 Season](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/9d2117ccda1434d5267d685bcaa50d81.jpg)
Deadspin MLB Gambling Guide/Futures Bets to make for 2022 Season
What an interesting offseason, huh?...
![The Rockies don’t make any sense](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/a8314ceaef9740674f7cff0d01e5267b.jpg)
The Rockies don’t make any sense
As infuriating, or disappointing, or occasionally exciting as baseball teams can be these days, you ...
![Baseball is back to not caring what you think](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/7eac0d88402f2a2d01913e34a71b94c8.jpg)
Baseball is back to not caring what you think
You know, just for a second there, I thought baseball might give everyone a little time to enjoy the...
![MLB free agency predictions - who will go where?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/1f5e20e1a4c973cfc2957a7f05eb71b8.jpg)
MLB free agency predictions - who will go where?
With over 200 names still facing free agency and less than one month to go before the start of the M...
![Now that baseball is back, which free agents are still out there?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/cb862455d0808a9d6eeae0057da9192b.jpg)
Now that baseball is back, which free agents are still out there?
Yes, yes, yes, we’re all excited that baseball is back, but this is only the beginning. The main job...
![MLB teams want a 2021 Platinum Glove winner to change positions?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/eb0a9d233249a402dcf26d2d1dfd8d4d.jpg)
MLB teams want a 2021 Platinum Glove winner to change positions?
Stop the free agent talk! The lockout has commenced and with it there will be no more free agent sig...
![Rangers are spending big, Blue Jays are playing smart](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200/d10772b4d24700b2a95b3bcca7145004.jpg)
Rangers are spending big, Blue Jays are playing smart
We knew Hot Stove season was going to come earlier than usual, given the ongoing MLB CBA dispute, bu...